Wednesday, 3 January 2007

another shite year kicks off

well... that might be a bit harsh. lots of my life is not shite. lots of it are really good but the really good bits get crushed by the overwhelming might of the shite.
i'd like to remain optimistic about this year but what's the point? the moment i start to think positive i tread in yet another piece of life's dogshit. there doesn't even seem to be any randomness to it either. it's a constant barrage of stupidity, incompetence, indifference, and malevolence fired continually from every direction. there is no escape. financial institutions... airports... train statuions... tube stations... estate agents... employment agents... in fact any kind of agent... ( i make it a rule to replace the word agent with "deceiptful ,sponging, inept wanker" at every opportunity)... those people who you have to deal with on the phone... idiots... the list is endless.
this year it has to stop.
this blog is the start of my one man campaign to shame these bastards into submission. And I'll be suggesting ways we can all unite to make life as miserable for them as they do for us. Ruin them in fact. To stop them in their tracks with the ferocity of smashing a croquet mallet on top of a worm. I really believe it's the only way. If we all gang up on them they'll stop doing it. Join me. Sign up for a world free from shite.

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